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Dying, Rude, and Overdramatic Santas PDF Print E-mail
Written by Toya Loufik   
January 10, 2010

SantaOnce Christmas comes around so do those famous red suits. Santas can be seen in every mall or at any family get together with screaming, tear-faced children in their laps.
Most of the Santas handle all this stress pretty well and end up getting the child to confess what they want for Christmas, get a quick picture taken, and hand them a candy cane. There is one Santa though that didn’t quite make it to this point.

 

Andrew Robertson, age 82, of the UK was handing out gifts to children at a small get together. There must have been too much commotion for he collapsed in front of everyone.
When the medics arrived, they pronounced him dead. Now how will the parents explain all the Christmas gifts under the tree when the children saw Santa die?


The children that got to see this Santa are pretty lucky for nowadays with the whole swine flu frenzy, Santas are actually turning away children! 


If a child is coughing, sneezing, or seems to be sick in any way, they will be turned away. The children that are let through have to make sure to sanitize their hands before even reaching Santa.


There are two boys that would have rather had the swine flu than see Santa. An eight year old and a six year old went to see a mall Santa and got a “special performance” from the fat man himself.


After the elves that surrounded Santa were down singing Jingle Bells, Santa asked these two boys if they wanted to hear his version. He doesn’t even wait for a response before he starts belting out what he thinks is a great version of Jingle Bells.


“Jingle Bells, Shotgun shells, Beebee guns-hooray! Oh what fun it is to ride in Santa’s underpants today.” I bet those kids didn’t want Santa to come down their chimney on Christmas Eve.


Santa may seem like a friendly, loving person, but he does seem to have quite the track record. We’re not saying every Santa is going to end up scaring your children, but there is always that possibility, on the other hand, there would be an amazing story to tell.

Last Updated ( January 10, 2010 )
 
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